Painted Bruises

stfuhatemongers:

my-mindpalace:

IT BARGES INTO ALL YOUR CONVERSATIONS

IT GIVES YOU A STUPID NICKNAME WHEN YOU’VE MET, LIKE, ONCE

IT WIGGLES ITS STAMENS AT YOU SUGGESTIVELY FOR NO REASON

IT IS: THE AGGRESSIVELY FORWARD BEARDED IRIS

I cannot stop laughing. 

(Source: crime-of-the-century, via sanity-was-never-an-option)

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